rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

cnnbreaking:

white people: this mint gum is spicy

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

reivixx:

do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do

kushandwizdom:

More pictures here

virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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